“Embrace the roll”! Kaiser? Russian piroshki or bulozhki? Brioche? Multigrain? Sourdough? Texas toast?

Would imagine Washington Post reporter Callum Borchers wasn’t too happy to be “rolled” by the headline editor at The Palm Beach Post (“Real News Starts Here”).

This headline appeared in The Palm Beach Post same day they celebrated the “Green Eyeshade Awards”. What’s still gone unreported in the Post? Why they shut down the Tallahassee News Bureau and let go a veteran top-notch reporter.