Saturday, March 25, 2017

Are Hipsters really not hip at all? Or former non-conformists conforming? And what is a Hipster?

Are you a White Millennial living in an area that’s undergoing neighborhood and infrastructure improvements, or what some falsely decry as “gentrification”? How do you make yourself stand out amidst all the hubbub of activity? Make yourself noticed? Be a Hipster!

By standard definition a Hipster is White, born after 1980 (or so. . . still a matter of debate), and attracted to ‘blighted’ areas within up-and-coming cities: that’s Lake Worth, Florida!

Now the popularity of World Thrift makes all the sense in the world.

Or if Hipster isn’t your cup of tea you can take another path like the dwindling number of Anarchist Millennials (see example below). Many former Anarchists here in LDub (for the definition of “LDub”, cool slang for “the City of Lake Worth”, use this link) have been drawn to the life of Apatharchism, then later becoming business people, opening salons, big fans of Starbucks, and use the word “charming” a lot:

Look closely at the written instructions on how and when to empty the human waste bucket. Would this be considered “charming” to an Apartharchist?

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