Stop by and visit Mr. Schlitz at Artsy Fartsy this weekend and don’t forget: Monday is the LWVVSMCPE again!

By now you know the stories in the online edition on Thursday and Friday are the “IN FOCUS” stories in Monday’s Lake Worth Very Very Special Monday Collector Print Edition (LWVVSMCPE). And still no one knows why our City is so special in the first place. It’s never been explained.

The looming question is how long the LWVVSMCPE will go on before the editors at the Post get the correlation between subscriptions and why ignoring all the other cities in Central Palm Beach County is not such a great idea after all. They’ll look around and say, “Hmmm. Why can’t cities like Greenacres be special every once in a while?”

For that to happen maybe the City of Greenacres needs to lure someone like Mr. Schlitz (see below) out for a tour some day and show him around. Motivate him to open up another location and call it, “Being Artsy Fartsy in Greenacres”. It would be front page news in the ‘B’ section for a month.

On Monday, every single Monday, is “IN FOCUS: LAKE WORTH”:

Meet Mr. Schlitz and “Artsy Fartsy Decor & More”. A quite colorful addition to our wonderfully “quirky” little City. Make sure to go and take a seat in “The Big Chair”:

Yours Truly in The Big Chair at Artsy Fartsy Decor and More.

One thing is for certain in Monday’s LWVVSMCPE, if you’re one of those few who don’t know how to save phone numbers in your phone, and you desperately need to reach the Parks Department every single Monday, rest assured, that phone number is published each and every week.

However, if you need the phone number for the Parks Dept. in Greenacres you’re out of luck. You’ll need to use the Internet.

Cities like Delray Beach aren’t special any more, eclipsed by cities like Lake Worth and Boynton Beach. However, the City of Lake Worth has “Artsy Fartsy”. They don’t.

Have a question about recycling pizza boxes accumulated over the weekend? The phone number for recycling is also published in the Post, every Monday.

That’s right — published each and every week in the LWVVSMCPE — every single Monday for people who still don’t know how to store phone numbers into their phone and don’t know what the Internet is.