[Note: There are some who took the following blog post seriously and are all twisted out of shape. America's Finest News Source, or AFNS for short, is The Onion. If anyone thought I was denigrating Progressives note that I was a volunteer for the Nan Rich campaign for governor in Florida. Lighten up folks!]
Warning: vulgarity and foul language. Do not read if you are easily offended. Do not share with young children or known Progressives who do not get amused easily.
You've been warned: Here is the link to story at AFNS (aka The Onion)
*NSFW = Not Safe For Work