Friday, May 1, 2015

[To the top, by request] Tony Doris at The Palm Beach Post: look at what you've wrought!

[This post is from last Tuesday, 4/28. It's the cause of some hilarity in the City because it proves the general level of dysfunction and hysteria that an issue can create, despite all evidence to the contrary. So, without further ado, look at what Tony Doris has wrought...]

Yesterday published a post about a neighborhood meeting in West Palm Beach. You can read that here. Thanks to the hard work by West Palm Beach Commissioner Shanon Materio (and Lake Worth business owner) and many others, people are starting to look at the C-51 Canal in a different way.

The Post reporter Tony Doris was at that meeting and he wrote 6 words, that as soon as I read them, knew a certain unhinged woman with a blog would absolutely lose it. Here are those 6 words Mr. Doris wrote:

coordinating efforts with neighboring Lake Worth

When you combine the following elements, Mr. Doris, you're certain to create unhinged hysteria:
  • West Palm Beach
  • Lake Worth 
  • Coordination
  • Shanon Materio
Put those elements in any story and Weetha Peebull's dosage increases, you're happy Lake Worth doesn't have tall buildings, and no one is surprised to see a naked woman running down the street yelling at the top of her lungs.

So, for the edification of Mr. Tony Doris, here is a sample of the unhinged hysteria you created as evidenced on a loony blog here in Lake Worth (this is just a sample; have it from a 3rd party source the comments are nearing 60 and climbing):
Note: West Palm Beach Commissioner Shanon Materio gets mentioned IN THE FIRST SENTENCE!
"Secret meetings"
"Muther Fuc$ers"? So charming isn't it?
How did Jimmy Fallon get mixed up in this?
"Please refrain from personal attacks; I won't let that happen on MY BLOG". Huh?
The "Falkirk Wheel"? Getting a little off topic here?
The Lake Worth CRA, as everyone knows, is a Shadow Government.
Bringing all the facts together and explaining the obvious: Kimberly Mitchell is the Devil!
Digital Domain. NOW I UNDERSTAND! How come I didn't understand this before?
Conspiracy exposed.