Reports of Marge Mange raising the price of her tabloid are untrue. It's still $0.12. Almost every downtown establishment is offering the tabloid FREE to the public mostly because they're tired of having to throw it away all the time: "If you see it, take it".
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| Search party formed! Stay tuned and please, CALM DOWN DAMMIT!!!!! |
Please, don't get hysterical. We'll get to the bottom of this and find out who stole the BEACH!
![Dr. W. H. Cotton’s ode: “Oh, My Lake Worth, Florida!” [circa 1920].](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yhHyCn84ZIQ/WezjlEL-0tI/AAAAAAAAPZ4/CzkhriK6zpEJJ3d9Je1495d49gIhnMlxACK4BGAYYCw/s1600/LakeWorthPioneers.JPG)
