Reports of Marge Mange raising the price of her tabloid are untrue. It's still $0.12. Almost every downtown establishment is offering the tabloid FREE to the public mostly because they're tired of having to throw it away all the time: "If you see it, take it".
Search party formed! Stay tuned and please, CALM DOWN DAMMIT!!!!! |
Please, don't get hysterical. We'll get to the bottom of this and find out who stole the BEACH!