Thursday, April 30, 2015

See it here first! Sneak Peek at Marge Mange's Cribune: the Beach was STOLEN

Reports of Marge Mange raising the price of her tabloid are untrue. It's still $0.12. Almost every downtown establishment is offering the tabloid FREE to the public mostly because they're tired of having to throw it away all the time: "If you see it, take it". 
Search party formed! Stay tuned and please, CALM DOWN DAMMIT!!!!!
Please, don't get hysterical. We'll get to the bottom of this and find out who stole the BEACH!