A real news article title: "Solar Eclipse A Warning To America About Relationship With Israel"

We're all still here. The sun came up today and there was a line at Dunkin Donuts. Life is normal: Everyone was oblivious how close we came to THE END TIMES! The website Right Wing Watch recently had this story about WorldNetDaily (WND) and ominous warning signs:

Although WorldNetDaily frequently reminds its readers that the earth is just 6,000 years old, the far-right outlet reports today that an event which “only takes place once every 100,000 years” is “an unmistakable sign of judgment.”

According to WND, “biblical experts” are excited that a solar eclipse on Friday [March 20th] “will darken the sun just in time for the sunrise at the North Pole,” which obviously means that God is about to punish Europe, and possibly the U.S., for its allegedly poor treatment of Israel and growing “anti-Israel sentiment.”:

A solar eclipse coming on March 20 won’t just be an astronomical wonder – it will be an event that may be unprecedented in human history, according to biblical experts who say it is an unmistakable sign of judgment.

They're not called "wingnuts" for no reason. Right Wing Watch is one of those websites you need to look at now and then. What you see there is sobering and wildly entertaining at the same time.