Where is the Illuminati? Have you seen any Illuminati? Δ

With so much talk about "secret meetings" over baked ziti (look in the right-hand column for "When Mayor Triolo shares baked ziti with fellow elected's. . ."), what about the feared "Illuminati"? How can we leave them out of all the 'secret' drama? You know, societies with secret symbols and secret handshakes, Oh My!

Below is another video from one of my favorite sources: Vox has "9 questions about the Illuminati you were too afraid to ask". Enjoy!