Another day and another tediously long list of crime by The Obtuse Blogger (TOB); this is nothing new. An alert reader of my blog printed out this particular list and sent it to me with one street in highlighted: the 2000 block of Collier Ave. We'll get to that later.
How many readers of her blog do you suppose see that long list and say, "Hey, I'm gonna check if these are really crimes and if they happened in the City?" Would suspect that number to be zero. Here are some 'crimes' TOB lists:
- 7 Beverage Violations (violations are not crimes)
- 2 Drunk Pedestrians
- 2 Disturbances (car stereo too loud?)
- 1100 block of Lake Geneva Drive
- 1700 block of Katherine Court
- 2500 block of Lake Worth Rd (condo complex in U-PBC)
Now for the home burglary on the 2000 block of Collier Ave:
Image from Google Maps. Note Collier Ave is the east/west street with the 'red pin' in the center. |
Collier Ave is only two blocks long located off of Lake Osborne Drive. West of the red pin in the image above is the City of Lake Worth. East of the pin is U-PBC. That area is a "pocket" of U-PBC located within the City. Note that TOB's best friend in the universe lives in the 2100 block of Collier Ave. After TOB living in the City for what, 80 years now, she still doesn't know that the east part of Collier Ave IS NOT in the City? Absurd. But it gets added to the list anyway.
The next time you see one of those long lists of crime in the City be skeptical.
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