When nature calls outside DON'T LIGHT IT ON FIRE!

When you gotta go you gotta go. But when you're out in nature just cover it up with dirt and carry on. See what happened when one fella took environmentalism a little too far:

     A fire that damaged more than 73 acres of land in the Hulls Gulch Reserve area of the Boise foothills in Idaho was reportedly started by a cyclist attempting to destroy his used toilet paper by lighting it on fire and burying it.
     According to the Bureau of Land Management, the unnamed man was cycling in the foothills on Wednesday when nature called. After doing the deed in a ravine, the man lit his used toilet paper on fire in an attempt to destroy the waste. He then buried it to extinguish the flames, but a burning ember spread to some nearby dry grass, igniting the fire.