Asking for your sympathy...

I am in the process of reviewing a whole bunch of City Commission minutes from 2009.  Every now and then I find something that is amusing.  This was an exchange between Laurence McNamara and a response by Commissioner Golden:

Critical item regarding MUSIC ON HOLD here that I now remember being discussed.  I wonder if it was resolved to everyone's satisfaction?

Here's an idea:

Not too musical, but it does convey a point.

Here's the Manhattan Transfer's version from 1985.