Thursday, June 19, 2014

Collector's Item!

These are no longer being manufactured. So, if you were lucky enough to purchase one, put one in your attic and forget about it for a decade or two. You might make it on the 2034 season of Antique's Roadshow and blow them all away. Still missing are the actual green earrings that made it through the arrest in Miami and were showcased the following night at the City Commission meeting. If you find those, you might be able to retire in comfort.

From the Tom McGow archives.