From AFNS: Who is Rand Paul?

Here are some things you probably didn't know about Rand Paul from America's Finest News Service:

• Effect Of Campaign Bumper Sticker On Car’s Resale Value: -11.5%
• Political Vision: Supports bipartisanship between the Tea Party and GOP
• Piercings: 12
• Crossover Voter Appeal: Reaches fans as young as 18 and as old as 20
• Number Of Friends’ Status Updates You’ll Have To Scroll Past Regarding His Vision For Country Over Next Year: 131
• Campaign Strategy: Hoping college-aged white males come to comprise over half of U.S. population
• Platform: Heavy focus on abolishing and repealing, with lesser focus on dismantling, rescinding, and abrogating